Monday, October 15, 2012

the bible for the single.

Being single does not make you any less precious. Being single does not mean you’re lower at price. Being single does not mean you’re not highly valued. Being single does not make you a bad investment. Being single does not mean your previous relationship was a bad business. Being single does not mean you failed to build a love firm. Being single does not make you an unnecessary account in history. 

Being single does not mean you failed to win his heart. Being single does not mean your ex lovers were not that into you. Being single definitely does not mean you failed to create a proper attachment with girls. Being single does not make you skeptical about married couples. Being single does not make you a whore who goes down for anything. Being single does not depreciate your value as a woman. Being single does not mean you have never tried. Being single does not make you an unsought spinster.

Being single does not mean you are desperately in need of true love. Being single does not mean you are going against the nature. Being single does not make you hate those who are in relationships. Being single does not mean you are not following what your religion asks you to do. Being single does not mean you don’t follow what the Quran says. Being single does not make your heart open for anyone. Being single does not mean you have to get married now. Being single does not give the others the ticket to slander you. Being single does not mean you’re a rebellious noncomformist. 

Being single does not mean you felt bad after he had rejected you. Being single does not mean you’re gay. Being single does not mean you have no future in personal relationships. Being single does not mean you could not write very good love poems. Being single does not include burning Shakespeare’s works. Being single does not mean you have to stop reading the story of Yusof and Zulaikha. Being single does not mean you have to throw away your guitar and stop serenading. Being single does not make you delusional when you talk about love. Being single does not mean you have to listen to “Bringin’ on The Heartbreak” by Deff Leppard every second you open your CD player. Being single does not mean you have no feelings for men. Being single does not make you a stony stoic.

Being single does not mean you need a company to get through tough nights. Being single does not mean you have to call your best friends at 12 am. Being single does not mean you have to cry on someone’s shoulders each time the thunders strike. Being single does not mean they’re the winners and you’re the loser. Being single does not mean you’re an object of sympathy if you eat alone in five-star restaurants. Being single does not make you an uninvited guest to a party. Being single does not mean you have to attend social events with emptiness in heart. Being single does not mean you’ve never tried. Being single does not make you a sad case if you have to watch Eclipse alone.

Being single does not make your sister and brother would be loved more by your parents. Being single does not permit any biased love in family. Being single does not make you lose your friends and siblings. Being single does not make your mom grow older. Being single does not make you any younger either. Being single does not make your judgmental family members heroes of the centuries. Being single does not make your kitten hate you. Being single for now does not mean you cannot be a father forever. Being single does not mean you will never get pregnant. Being single does not mean you cannot adopt a child. Being single does not make you a pedophile.

Being single does not mean you have no sex life. Being single does not mean you don’t live that lifestyle by choice. Being single does not allow you to be like Samantha Jones either. Being single does not mean you have to be prepared with boxes of condoms. Being single does not mean you can do it with you flings. Being single does not mean everything is casual. Being single does not mean your only worry is HIV. Being single does not mean you have the right to watch hardcore porn every second unobserved.  Being single does not mean you always fail to work in the middle. Being single does not mean those macho footballers are the ideals for men and you’re the non-ideal. Being single does not mean you have to lose your sense of self-respect. 

Being single does not mean you don’t deserve any dipped-in-chocolate strawberries. Being single does not mean you won’t receive any surprises for your birthdays. Being single does not disallow you from buying a bungalow. Being single has nothing to do with feeling ashamed to try out wedding gown collections in Oscar de la Renta. Being single does not mean you have to suffer. Being single does not mean the hedonistic fun is over. Being single does not make you die alone. Being single does not mean you have no values in guys’ eyes. Being single does not make you a dyke in high school. Being single does not make your married colleagues gods. 

Being single does not make that lowly dude who insulted you in Harlem holier than thou. Being single does not mean you would strip off your clothes for random guys at the corner of the road. Being single does not mean you take promiscuity as your religion. Being single does not mean you must marry anyone to get a diamond ring. Being single does not force you to be a nun. Being single also does not make you a priest. Being single does not mean you have to loathe marital talks in mosque either. 

Being single does not make you lose your PhD in Neurology. Being single would not make you graduate early. Being single is not a good excuse to get a B+. Being single does not mean you have to besmirch your family name academically. Being single does not make your student status lame. Being single does not mean your only concern is to change your relationship status. Being single actually gives you a motivation to write a better, well-elaborated thesis. Being single actually gives you the time to ruminate upon the unknown. 

Being single does not make you incompetent. Being single does not mean you’re not good for the market. Being single does not mean your season is over. Being single does not mean your virginity must be surrendered urgently. Being single absolutely does not make your virginity less expensive than hers. Being single does not mean you fail to compete in this mating game. Being single does not mean you don’t know how to woo a girl. Being single does not mean you are always horny. Being single does not make masturbation an option. Being single does not make you a frequent client of ladies of the night. Being single does not mean you’re ‘ok’ for another round of drink.

Being single does not mean your life is all about works. Being single does not mean courtship is more important than conscience Being single does not make you a workaholic bitch. Being single does not make you sell your sympathy to Satan. Being single does not mean you have to take the subways everywhere. Being single does not make your life is all about carrying your briefcase around the city. Being single will not get you fired from your job. Being single does not mean you must listen to Beyonce’s song, “Single Ladies" before you go to work.

Being single is not a reason for hatred and suspicion to pop out in your heart. Being single does not allow jealousy to exist either. Being single does not turn you to be a mean gold digger. Being single does not take away you maturity. Being single does not mean you have to look down on others. Being single does not make you a scheming queen. Being single does not allow you to be a bad girl. Being single does not allow you to wear all the skinny jeans in the world. Being single does not mean you’re a sacred object either. Being single does not mean you are the failure of the decade. 

Being single does not make you the rejected one. Being single does not make everyone despise you. Being single does not make you invisible. Being single does not equal to a serious diet plan. Being single does not mean you always need your friends’ presence. Being single is just being single. Being single does not mean you’d be single forever. Being single does not give all the reason in the world for guys to look at you feeling sorry. Being single does not mean your life is all about beer and bleach.

Being single does not mean you never cared about others. Being single does not make you an individualistic person. Being single does not allow you to party all night. Being single does not allow you to be lazy. Being single does not make your IQ become zero. Being single does not make the one who dumped you a clever boy. Being single does not mean you live a wrong life. Being single does not make you die early. Being single is not the key to depression. Being single does not make you need love. Being single would set you free, if you think.

Being single does not make you a fussy person. Being single does not mean you are a perfectionist. Being single does not make you an A type person. Being single does not make it all your fault. Being single does not mean you don’t do well in first dates. Being single does not mean he’s the right one and you’re the wrong one. Being single does not mean you’ve to think about your ex-lover every time his favorite song in on play. Being single does not mean you moved to fast in your previous love stories. 

Being single does not mean you wear the wrong makeup. Being single does not mean you’ve been using the wrong jokes. Being single doesn't mean you’ve the worst taglines ever. Being single does not mean your life means nothing to anyone. Being single does not make God love you any lesser. Being single also does not mean God hates you. Being single does not mean you’re being punished. Being single does not mean the chances have passed you. Being single does not make you a redundant item in the system. Being single does not make you a turn off. Being single does not make you a poisonous toxic in the body. Being single does not make you the pain in the ass either.

Being single does not bring bad fortunes for you. Being single does not make your doomsday is tomorrow. Being single does not make the sun rise from the west. Being single does not make you less eligible for heaven. Being single does not make you more eligible for hell either. Being single does not smother you. Being single does not mean the star has stopped blinking. Being single does not make the next month after July is October. Being single does not make the cosmic law change. Being single does not make Halley’s Comet be visible from Earth every thousand years. Being single does not change the shape of crescent. Being single does not make Jupiter spin next to Pluto. Being single absolutely does not cause another Bigbang.

Being single does not mean you have to think about your possible spouses all the time. Being single does not make your only goal in life is to be wed. Being single does not mean the only path of life you look for is the aisle in cathedral. Being single does not always make you a constant object of scandals. Being single does not mean you’re not a hot man. Being single does not mean you cannot appear on the cover of Vogue. Being single, again, does not mean you’ll die alone. Being single at your 40s does not make you 40% less valuable than average married women. 

Being single does not allow you to force others to follow your path. Being single does not make your life less burdensome than the life of a woman with five sons and five daughters. Being single does not mean you’ve no time for others. Being single does not make you a selfish person. Being single does not make you a blonde bimbo. Being single would not kill you. Being single only makes your love more expensive. Say "No" to those who don’t appreciate it.

Being single teaches you to love yourself more. Being single teaches you how to be strong when no one wants to listen to you. Being single helps you explore yourself. Being single teaches you how to ignore irritating noise and voices. Being single teaches you how to expect for more. Being single teaches you friendship matters. Being single teaches you to value what you have in front of you. Being single teaches you all about life. In fact, being single itself is life.

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